{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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Shwood Eyewear is an American brand of sunglasses and eyeglasses, it was founded in 2009, and is based in Portland, Oregon.
"}{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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