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{"type":"general","setup":"Ever wondered why bees hum?","punchline":"It's because they don't know the words.","id":108}
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Andrew Thomas Jones was an Australian politician. He became one of the youngest ever Australian federal Members of Parliament when he was elected to the Division of Adelaide on 26 November 1966, aged just 22 years and 184 days. At that time, only Edwin Corboy had been elected at a younger age, but that record has since been broken by Wyatt Roy.
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