{"type":"programming","setup":"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"None that's a hardware problem","id":24}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?","punchline":"Aye Matey!","id":181}
{"type":"general","setup":"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?","punchline":"Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.","id":139}
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{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
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