{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
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{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}
{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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