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Esmee Vermeulen is a Dutch swimmer.

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\"Black Rider\" is a minor-key folk ballad written and performed by the American singer-songwriter Bob Dylan and released as the fifth track on his 2020 album Rough and Rowdy Ways. It is the shortest song on the album and features a sparse acoustic arrangement but its musical complexity and ambiguous lyrics have generated substantial critical analysis.

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Roat also known colloquially as Dum ke Roat is a sweet confectionery dish from the Indian city of Hyderabad. It is popular especially in the month of Muharram It is made by mixing semolina, refined flour, ghee, dry fruits, saffron and raisins into a dough and baking it in the oven.

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